He picks up girls everywhere
by iemontine April 12, 2022
Get the shrekmug. by waffledog October 27, 2018
Get the SHREK(KING)iscoolmug. A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.
by Shrieked January 30, 2025
Get the Shrek Dick Candlemug. by savagery696910 July 13, 2016
Get the Shrekmug. Our love and savior. He will never be replaced by any of the other thousands of so called gods. All other gods are now perceived inferior to him. Praise the lord by getting on your knees and praying.
by Anonymousㅤ October 11, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!
“Hey mate do u love shrek?”
“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”
“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”
“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”
“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”
by pickle stick September 8, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. 