Shrek

oh boy

shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say

he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
guy 1:oh man who is that?
guy 2: holy moly thats shrek!!
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the super amazing green king 👑
shrek is amazing
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1. A green oger who wants to be left alone in his swamp and has a donkey sidekick.

2. The lord of all memes
All hall the All Mighty Shrek Lord of the Memes.

Shrek says "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP"
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JOhnny Shrek is cool
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Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!
“Hey mate do u love shrek?”

“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”

“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”
by pickle stick September 08, 2018
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Shrek is what you would describe God. What is God? Shrek. Shrek is also life. What is life? Shrek! Supporting Shrek is like a blessing. Shrek's existence is a blessing. You gotta remember: Shrek is Love. Shrek is Life. Shrek is God.
jeez! he's almost as powerful as shrek!
by shrekiswhyimstillalive September 11, 2020
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