SIR

Stands for Spaz Instant Reply. Used when someone in a group chat immediately responds to the message above it.

A: Yo what’s up group chat how are you doing?
B: Great, you? (instantaneous)
A: Woah! Did you catch SIR? Damn man wish you the best of luck.

by Cottons12342 March 7, 2022

Sir Slamsalot

(N.) A man of chivalry who is well versed in the art on penitration and is almost always granted access.

Sir Slamsalot over here is about to take her down to poundtown.

by Prometheus2010 January 22, 2026

Sir

Formal way to address a male. Many young males (especially teenagers) would like to be called sir as it makes them feel manly.

"Hello good sir, how are you?"

by Melon hotline January 23, 2026

Sir Willie

A seldom used slang term for a Canadian five dollar bill.

Referring to Sir Wilfred Laurier, the 7th Prime Minister of Canada depicted on the bill.

Also known as a: Willie, Laurie, Lo-Lo, Conciliator

Melinda: "Yo I'm tight on cash right now can I bum a Sir Willie?"
Jessica: "no sorry all I got is a Mackie"

by flamingo cave January 23, 2026