A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.
"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"
"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

Rod is known as a God. A legend, someone with supernatural powers, with superior intelligence and power. Defeats all enemies who are in doubt.
Rod is a legend!
by BEVISMASTER November 24, 2021

by dog sack September 7, 2023

by starstar1212 March 24, 2022

He is a stunt man who needs to beat up his step dad to earn his respect and become a man. But his step dad frank becomes super sick and needs a new heart. Rod Kimble must raise money to fund a giant jump where he jumps 15 buses(one more then evil Knievel did) to buy his step dad a new heart so that he could beat him up to earn his respect
by The mins April 13, 2021

There is a madden card called rod Woodson and he is straight ass he fucking sucks nigger juice and if your name is rod your a pussy and go die in a hole and also #fgf
by Cat porn June 3, 2020

When the male counterpart partakes in the act of using his rod and his definition of what he thinks is a safe speed at which to introduce the fiercest of throat fucks to his female partner.
Dude, I was throttle rodding Lucy’s throat for the very first time, and she gave me the signal for light speed after just a few strokes!
by Harry criteriums October 12, 2022
