poop coma

when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.

Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?

Tom: No, what happened to him?

Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.

Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.

by goomspice November 26, 2010

Fusion Poop

When two people stand back to back over a toilet, bend over, press their butt checks hard against the opposing person's butt cheeks, proceed to deficate simultaneously, at which point a single stream of poop will form at the intersection between their butt cheeks, and the now united poop will fall ideally to the direct centre of the toilet bowl below.

Hey Jeremy, I gotta poop now, you gotta poop now, there is only one toilet, let's do a fusion poop.

by DrPriestopolous December 31, 2016

cursed poop

Cursed poop is scary. When you eat of it you will be possessed by the poop demons, Instead of the poop angels that live in poop creek. And if you smoke it You will be shat upon by lord shit.

Wow I had the worst dream last night I was forced to eat cursed poop. I got sucked in a portal were my dick was sucked till I died.

by Mannnnly October 4, 2019

Scoopin the Poop

When a person is so desperate for hook-up action they'd get anything.

Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.

by Frankduhtankk May 2, 2010

poop knocker

When your turtle head hits your underwear...

Man I have a poop knocker I better find a toilet soon. -or- Man this is the third poo knocker I've had this week, pretty soon I'll be out of underwear!

by ConfuciusSay February 4, 2015

poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away

burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"

by C0TT07V January 26, 2010

Deja poop

The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you.

I think I'm having Deja Poop. Didn't you try and pull this same shit last week?

I'm having Deja poop, this shit always happens when I date strippers.

by laszlomann April 21, 2010