retard police 

a person that kindly but hostilely alerts his/her friend of the answer to the simplest questions.

When one asks "What color is the sky?" and another begins to think about it. A friend (aka the retard police)punches your shoulder.

retard police by A Skeletal Prayer July 7, 2008

special police

the sevice that locks up reatrds

hey dude i can say the abc backwards zxy umm..

err dude watch out the special police will find you :L

special police by special police May 1, 2010

leawood police 

The worst of the worst police. They will pull you over if you are going just 1 mile per hour over the speed limit and then proceed to write you a $300 ticket. You will often hear residents of leawood complaining about the terrible police work but then still continue to speed and expect not to get pulled over and be written a ticket. Some advice for those moving to leawood: don't drive a expensive sports car or you surely will be pulled over and fined for a obscure statute.

"Man I hate the leawood police, I just got a 250$ ticket for going 40 in a 35."

leawood police by Tennisplayanick July 6, 2016

pussy police 

guys on the hunt for some pussy acting like detectives, stopping bitches in their tracks , shooting their shot to see if they can get laid

female: ohhh the pussy police are here , i hope they come fuck us

pussy police by ih8dumbbitches August 3, 2018

stupid police 

Stupid fucking police what do you think

You dude those police officers are fucking stupid man
Why bro what they do
They gave me a fucking charge of rape
That's fucking shit man
Stupid police: fucking idoits who need another fucking job

stupid police by Spartanman112 November 23, 2016

Juul Police 

A juul police is someone that always catches people while juuling. They can also try to get people to stop juuling

“The juul police always knows when you are juuling.”

Juul Police by Murphy Bennett December 19, 2018

Rage Happens? Cool Police

Possibly the greatest band ever.

Rage Happens? COOL POLICE

person 1: Dude i just saw the best band ever
person 2: Rage Happens?
person 1: COOL POLICE
person 3: Rage Happens? Cool Police!!!!!

Rage Happens? Cool Police by dudenumbertwelve May 21, 2009