bored panda

A female who won't leave her current marriage because she doesn't want to be the one who looks bad but continues to cheat with any guy she can
Cassie is such a bored panda
by Rompinthomspon April 15, 2018
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purple ninja panda

Kickass and bestest ninja ever cuz of the panda suit he holds the highest honor of all ninja's
In that ninja movie the one with blue hair was totally the purple ninja panda
by bobtheghost21 August 23, 2009
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sad panda

An unhappy disapointed unfortunate person. Someone who's father turns them into the FBI because they could give 2 shits about them and want all their dope for themselves.

A person who tries too hard to fit in and is annoying to those amongst them.

They will drop out of school, have 10 kids by different fathers or mothers and die with no money, no love and no class.
Look at that dirty chick over there, what a sad panda.
by mippef December 25, 2008
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Dead Panda Society

An underground environmental faction that injects revolutionary humor into the global eco-catastrophe.
The "Dead Panda" of the Dead Panda Society is allegedly a spoof of the World Wildlife Fund's beloved panda icon. "Your car kills pandas." -DPS
by Dead Panda Society September 12, 2008
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My Panda Bonerz

When a male's erection is infrequent and often unsustainable. Word is related to the biology of Pandas; i.e. can only have offspring every few years.
Damn, I haven't been able to close the deal with Suzy because of "My Panda Bonerz"; it's like whiskey dick, but ten times worse!
by JazzG123 October 07, 2008
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[Panda Syndrome]

A guy that exclusively dates Asian women, and loves them so much that he would date a Panda bear, just to say he's dating an Asian.
Man, Matt totally has Panda Syndrome. He can't get enough of (enter asian name here), Damn!!
by Nadia A. March 29, 2007
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Panda Bites

when someone has small boobs like an asian woman at adulthood... around A cup or small B cup. kind of like saying mosquito bites but a little bigger
Becky: omg Chantay you have Panda bites !
Chantay: thanks bitch ;)
by TheBestEvvvverrr January 20, 2012
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