no hug ninja

A no No hug ninja is an ultimate ninja who will do whatever it takes to stop themselves and anyone from receiving a hug.

John: Dude what happened to you?!?
Aaron: the no hug ninja, he cut my arms off when I tried to give him a hug.

by ~ Hay Hay ~ November 27, 2020

Ninja Ad

An advertisement that appears out of nowhere, usually containing some sort of virus and/or clickbait.

"Aw shit, I was watching porn last night and a fucking ninja ad came up and I accidentally clicked it, and now my computer's got a virus."

by Tumbleflop April 19, 2018

ninja mouse

A term to describe a person who has the ability to sneak out of tight situations requiring the utmost delicacy without a squeak.

Man! That chick slid out of my bed like a ninja mouse.

by BigPansy April 19, 2016

Ninja Run

The act of defying buoyancy by lowering your body with arms parallel to the ground beside you, and running along the ocean floor at unbeatable speeds, for amazing distances. Only talented bosses can ninja run correctly.

'Hey bro nice ninja run!'
"thanks man'

"ebony! excellent ninja run!'
"cheers"

by rosebudp January 17, 2013

ninja mode

A mode in which one immediately crouches in the fastest and quietest way possible.

Just chill guys, just chill. Take a break... Ninja mode

by Dream Team Camp August 31, 2013

Ninja Smoke

The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.

"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."

by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013

Stink ninja

Pulling up ones shirt over ones nose while using a toilet facility to avoid the smell of the previous user

Jason walks into the bathroom after adam has shit and thinks "GODDAM THIS TOILET FUCKEN STINKS, TIME TO DO THE OLD STINK NINJA" pulling his shirt up over his nose and thus finds urinating at work bearable once more. True story

by raymonty January 22, 2012