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Cupcake Muncher

A male predator interested in younger girls specifically, Usually an overweight male.
"My uncle is such a Cupcake Muncher bro, he keeps hanging out at the middle school"
by Sillypenguin153 June 7, 2024
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dick muncher

the person who won’t let this through or nazis
hey Micheal stop being such a dick muncher
by ginger donald December 2, 2017
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pedestrian muncher

1. an oversized SUV or pickup truck with a high hood, native to rich American suburbia. The driver's vision immediately in front of the car is restricted by the hood, endangering pedestrians that attempt to cross in front of the vehicle; the hood can sometimes be high enough that a collision with a pedestrian impacts the torso instead of the legs, increasing deadliness to the pedestrian by several times. Bonus points if the vehicle looks capable of, or is advertised for, heavy work, but has never been used for it. Supertype of momster truck; compare compensator.

2. A person who drives such a vehicle, particularly in a densely populated area such as a city. Subtype of asshole; compare BMW driver.
"Damn, bro, look at the size of that truck..."
"Fucking pedestrian munchers. They come in from suburbia and clog up the streets -"
(thirty minutes of kvetching ensues.)
by starcell__ June 25, 2025
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Pfc muncher

A pfc muncher is a pfc muncher
by Pfc muncher February 28, 2022
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nob muncher

by YthoFggt July 5, 2017
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slaw muncher

Mr “scared of minorities” over there is such a slaw muncher
by The Steve October 10, 2022
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sucker muncher

Someone eating a sandwich that has just been beaten up by a gangster for no apparent reason.
My wife became a sucker muncher during her lunch break last week and now I'll visit her in hospital.
by Jewish madam July 4, 2018
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