moon lander

Getting to 3rd base with a guy

Tyler: "Chris will planting his flag in that guys moon. Moon landing succesful".
Harold: "Chris is the best moon lander"
Tyler : "He is my idol!!"

by Ben Mi hover March 30, 2016

Football on the moon

Playing football on the moon is the act of receiving head, and being fisted at the same time.

Friend: How was your night?
Me: I played football on the moon with this random girl.

by Eliad101 December 13, 2021

moon squash

Chilling at night, passing the time.

Homicidal moon tendencies

"What are you up to"

"I'm just moon squashing, you?"

by PSB2017 January 29, 2017

moon night

a discord event where niggas in vc pull down their pants and show their ass.

i luv moon night

by brokeboitaylor March 10, 2022

Moon School

(noun) Where a person young or old that is slow, or hard of understanding may have or had gone to school.

Q: What's wrong with that girl? Why is she so dumb?
A: Oh, she's a graduate of moon school.

by moon grad 08 May 17, 2011

Candy Moon

Another way to say "sweet dreams" (🍬🌙). Trademarked by Daijobu, popularized on Little Planet.

Sam: "good night, I'm going to sleep."
Daijobu: "Sweet dreams 🍬🌙"
LP: "candy moon!"

by LeilaNoxid April 18, 2021

Neonetical Moon

A man-made light in the dark (methaporically) in which the dark is for example depression or just a sad period of time. You could be someone's neonetical moon, like how an artist can be one for you. An object could also be someone's neonetical moon, for example a stuffed animal.

Person A: "I feel so sad today."

Person B: "Don't worry, I'll be your Neonetical Moon."

by neonetical moon March 31, 2021