UnicornMom
/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun
A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.
See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given
/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun
A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.
See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given
by Mommyof3beauties June 18, 2016
A rare and highly slanderous term referring to a particularly whorish mother of an acquaintance. Very derogatory and insulting. Often used in the projects.
by jdub2311518 July 12, 2006
by deeliciousxxx January 23, 2019
Liane Cartman is often referred to as Cartman's Mom, but the identity of Cartman's real mom is unknown. In South park: Episosde 202, "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut", it is revealed that Liane Cartman is actually Eric Cartman's father, which is possible because she is a hermaphrodite, and that another woman gave birth to him. To this day it has not been revealed who the actual mother of Cartman is.
The identity of Cartman's Mom is unknown; the person often referred to as Cartman's Mom is Liane Cartman, a hermaphrodite who is Eric Cartman's biological father.
by Nihilist23 September 01, 2007
A mother who discreetly uses vodka as a “mother's little helper” because it's the most easily disguisable alcoholic beverage. Typically sports well-groomed hair, fresh lipstick and enormous sunglasses at all times to hide sunken, bloodshot eyes. Speaks in a carefully enunciated manner to cover up any telltale slurring. Quickly fluctuates from being embarrassingly effusive (e.g. “Oh look at my baby, all grown up and going to prom. Come give me a big kiss!”) to having angry outbursts that may include a threat to “knock you into next Christmas” or the hurling of whatever object is within arm's reach at the target of her ire. Recognizable by her carefully crafted appearance intended to maintain the illusion of being “pulled together”, a Vodka Mom is, in fact, always at least “half in the bag”.
"OMG, Jennifer's mother is such a Vodka Mom. She baked us some cookies but burned them, so she took the whole smoking tray out of the oven and threw them against the wall. Then she screamed at us to 'get the hell out of my house!'"
"Check out that lady in the car next to us. She looks like such a Vodka Mom. It's two in the afternoon during a snowstorm and she's wearing those HUGE sunglasses!"
"Check out that lady in the car next to us. She looks like such a Vodka Mom. It's two in the afternoon during a snowstorm and she's wearing those HUGE sunglasses!"
by Attiki Stallions January 06, 2010
1)A mindless insult when one has no other comeback.
2) Used in the form of a "Your Momma"
joke (see below)
2) Used in the form of a "Your Momma"
joke (see below)
- "You suck balls, man"
- "So does your Mom"
~OR~
- "You're such an idiot!"
- "Your Mom!"
(2)YOUR MOMMA JOKE
- Your Mom is so fat, she got hit by a bus and said, "Who threw that?"
- "So does your Mom"
~OR~
- "You're such an idiot!"
- "Your Mom!"
(2)YOUR MOMMA JOKE
- Your Mom is so fat, she got hit by a bus and said, "Who threw that?"
by (c) RiCaRdO July 08, 2004
by 69isbest January 10, 2022