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Jon Olsen

"Jon Olsen is miles's number 1 shrek daddy
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jon is the sexiest most angelic being, not just on earth but in the entire universe so NO OTHER MFS SHOULD EVEN TRY LIKE HE WAKES UP EVERYDAY AS HIMSELF AND THATS ALREADY INTIMIDATING ENOUGH… he’s the sweetest most understanding, giving, loving and compassionate person there is and he has the hottest gf, this man is the full package the real deal the one and only, his gf lowkey golem though she be saying all this “my precious” shit. jon’s smile is so uplifting, he is sunshine as a person although he needs to not be so hard on himself as he doesn’t realise just how amazing he truely is, HE SLAYS EVERYDAY with his unmatched charm and intelligence and warm personality. a future model and incredible boyfriend HEHEH
yo stay away from jon else his amazing gf will bite yo hoe ass
by slaygay April 17, 2022
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Jon is hot
by chickbeefin May 10, 2022
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Jon is so gay. Sometimes he can be very dramatic. Although he has so many dreams, he never does anything to achieve them. Jon is one of the most loyal friends you can have but doesn’t like to show his soft side. Jon grew up with one leg longer than the other one. Jon can be very feminine. He loves the color pink and loves anime. Many times goes by shockwave, and if you ever see a jon, ask him “tu conoce a shockwave”
Jon is so sexyyyyy
by lequeefers22 May 1, 2022
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Potato Jon

A term for a dingus that looked up some weird phrase that his friend Mat Wood asked him to look up.
Jonathan, you're such a Potato Jon.
by Matato May 9, 2022
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To Jon means to go online or get on the game
“Jon?”
Or
Y’all want to jon?”
by Farabbas July 4, 2022
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Jon-Athon

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.
I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrivedI have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.
by Renewables July 5, 2022
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