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Hooker Bath

To cleanse ones body from varying sexual encounters with moist towelettes, baby wipes, washcloths, although many different methods have been used, KFC moist towelettes are most notably used.
Credit to E40 for this one...
"He fuckin', a couple of them niggas' broads
They licked his sweaty balls
These hoes nowadays is dogs, givin' up them drawls
Do anything for the cash

Wipe their coochie off with a napkin and take a HOOKER BATH"
by Benzerb June 16, 2020
mugGet the Hooker Bathmug.

forest hooker

the act were a dumb hoe dont shave for a month because she is a serious feminist and thinks you wont accept her for who she is if she has a forest of hair on her puss leaving you confused as fuck to where to put your dick durring sex so you end up not wanting to have sex with that dumb hoe, so she goes and fucks other guys to see if they have the same problem.
Sarah,"Damn Jeremy you really cant even stick it in", Jeremy," Dumb hoe if you wasnt a forest hooker we wouldnt have this problem.
by Nay-Nay Jay October 6, 2017
mugGet the forest hookermug.

hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.
by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013
mugGet the hooker champagnemug.

Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.
Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!
by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024
mugGet the Hooker lampmug.

The Hooker Special

A sandwich made from the 2 heel slices of a loaf of bread. Name derives from these 2 slices because everyone touches them, but no one wants to eat them.
I got stuck with "The Hooker Special" at lunch today
by NotDoneYet January 5, 2025
mugGet the The Hooker Specialmug.

cuddle-hooker

A girl or guy that you have over to your house on multiple occasions to cuddle with you; even though you don't have sex with them, protection may be wise
I have trouble sleeping alone so I called up my cuddle-hooker.
by realrd245 February 3, 2012
mugGet the cuddle-hookermug.

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