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The Asmt Group

One of the best groups on tiktok, created clut Fam and deserves the hype. Also obsessed with Evan Peters
Omg did you see The Asmt Group Clut tiktok?

Y/N: YEAH, I wanna be apart of Clut Fam so badly
by Asmt_fan April 8, 2021
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The Ren Group

The most annoying group of 2023 girls to ever walk the halls of John Carroll Catholic High School.
“Yo, some annoying girls wouldn’t let me sit at the outside table!”

“Oh yeah don’t take it personally, it’s just the Ren Group.”
by EpicEpicEpicEpicOkCool November 23, 2019
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Group Hug in the Shower

Used after a successful event or activity occured.
Person 1: "So how was the football game? Did you guys win?"
Person 2: "We all kicked ass. John got 2 touchdowns, it was a group hug in the shower!"
by Casey Bean October 20, 2023
mugGet the Group Hug in the Showermug.

Yellow Group

Fuck sakes bro you can't spell for shit you fucking yellow group cunt
by red group mf May 18, 2024
mugGet the Yellow Groupmug.

Com group

A type of group on Telegram and Kik Messenger that is an interweb of groups that share racist, homophobic, transphobic and neo nazi like ideals while preying on, harassing and/or doxxing types of people they oppose, usually minorities.
Person1: Yo dude i joined a com group and holy shit its so stupid, like they're so dense its absurd.

Person2: Yeah frfr like omg i joined 7997 and they wouldnt stop using the n slur
by grimaux!l!atrix May 24, 2023
mugGet the Com groupmug.

Group Chat Theory

Group Chat Theory is the unofficial theory that all big non-work group chats follow a set structure:

1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good

2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it

3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.

4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:

- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.

5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
“Bro that group chat fell off, everybody’s just being a dickhead on there, we should create a new one”

“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”

“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
by Teamorson November 5, 2024
mugGet the Group Chat Theorymug.

closd group

bunch of morons, spamming my inbox

500 messages in two days
imbeciles ? you mean the members of closd group ?
by fake handle yo piss people off November 25, 2021
mugGet the closd groupmug.

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