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Faith Landy

Hi! I'm Faith Landy, nice to meet you. I'd like to say that I am very friendly and artistic (even though I kind of suck ). My favorite game is Undertale. My least favorite game is Fortnite. ( pls dont h8 meh ) I have many friends and maybe you can be one of them! Bye! :3
When Faith Landy waltzed into the room, everybody fell silent. ( And she DaBEd oN thE H8ters )
by lol666slime November 12, 2019
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Trojan faith

He was hanged for his Trojan faith.
by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011
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faith wipe

When you take a shit that is so clean on it's departure that even the slightest thought of attempting to wipe would be dishonorable to the clean getaway. The clean streak, even.
That one was the opposite of a dirty dog shit. I just faith wiped that one instead.
by MistaDillPickle June 2, 2018
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Old Faithful

Getting a blow job while sitting on a bidet getting your asshole cleaned.
I was in the bathroom after I took a shit. My old lady came in and gave me an Old Faithful while I was in the bidet.
by Ye Ol Faithful October 13, 2023
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Aunt Faith

When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.

Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”

“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."

“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
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Faith

Faith is a fun, loving person and a friend to all. She is beautiful inside and out. God's light shines through her in everything she does. She is a loyal friend who will never let you down. She's beautiful and she doesn't know it. Keep her close because if you loose her it's like loosing a part of you
Faith, your my best friend.
by Cow lover 🐮 February 15, 2022
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Mohammed Bestun Faith

being incredibly broke that you’d have to beam ur friend for $7 so you can afford food
other words: pooron, poor, broke.
Mohammed Bestun Faith mnala 7izakaya ka $7 adze
by veewastaken April 18, 2022
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