An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry
I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres
by Kramardi September 15, 2022

by Sexyhomophobe December 22, 2020

One who causes a problem through wrongdoing, incompetence or neglect and then wants to take credit for fixing the same problem, and would attempt character assasination against anyone who threatens to expose their facade.
Your business partner is a total douchebag!
by Insigtful June 12, 2018

I was at a club in Dallas Texas and Tyler Seguin from the Dallas Stars hockey team was standing on a table with no shirt and tight jeans. I quickly realized that this man is an epic douchebag.
by FSO900 May 13, 2016

Girl 1: Hey, what's up with you and *Boy 1*? Last week you were, like, star-crossed lovers and now you hardly talk to each other.
Girl 2: Oh, I broke up with him. It turned out that he cheated with my twin sister. I don't want to see him anymore, that douchebag!
Girl 2: Oh, I broke up with him. It turned out that he cheated with my twin sister. I don't want to see him anymore, that douchebag!
by Supergirl123 March 8, 2013

The group of guys at lunch that play football You would call them the f Boi squad but the can't get anyone They have tried to flex on you and flirt with you multiple times (probably all of them likes that thot who laughs at there bad jokes)
by lugrayay April 30, 2019
