by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023
Get the Cooper burnsmug. It is a fat fuck head who has no dick, and wishes he could have sex without any girl not complaining about how small his dick is. He is also having a bonner, but nobady sees it because it goes -10 inches.
by Nigga with a big dick September 10, 2023
Get the Coopermug. 
Rifleman 1: I heard Jack Cooper got a promotion. He's now a pilot.
Rifleman 2: I heard he has wet dreams about his Titan
Rifleman 2: I heard he has wet dreams about his Titan
by atp engineer March 13, 2025
Get the Jack Coopermug. A real one, hardworking, sexy as fuhh, athletic, smart, great hair, good kisser, and knows how to hook a man up with a lady ;)
by DaddyDee12 March 1, 2020
Get the Coopermug. The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.
Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"
by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021
Get the Curse of Gallus Coopermug. Cooper is in the walls
by Steve the holy April 14, 2023
Get the Coopermug.