Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.
"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."
by Fenland July 14, 2005

Getting stoned. Smoking marijuana. The phrase comes the act of "cooking" weed in a vaporizer, which sometimes resembles a rice cooker. Hence, cooking up some rice.
by Mary Jane's My Girlfriend July 31, 2010

A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?
Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
by Ceylon August 21, 2009

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by Shenanigans February 11, 2005

by Fruitful mix March 30, 2017

by Imacooku April 3, 2017
