California Carwash

When the drought in California is so bad that when you go to the carwash the workers surround your car and poop on it.

Man, did you see Match Game the other night? Alec Baldwin totally said, "California Carwash"!

by Dbeaux February 22, 2017

burrito california

an item of food found in almost all mexican resturants,a burrito(beef or chicken) and can include onions,peppers,rice,beans,cheese,special gravy,jalapenos,salsa,sour cream and is always over five pounds

if you eat this and live to tell about it be proud...you will have joined a group of a select few that are somwhere between a man and a god

brad:where is sammy? is he coming to work?

chris:nah man...he ate a burrito california and ended up in the ER

brad:guess he should have stuck to the speedy gonzales

by BCeater86 August 1, 2009

lindsay california

a small city with hardly no vilince and crime,great place to live and has nice worm weather

person 1: man lindsay california is a great place
person 2: yeah i know, greath weather and hot girls
person 1: i love lindsay california

by thegirlweNEVERspeakof:D December 10, 2011

california hubcap

a huge western styled, jewel encrusted (usually rubies) rodeo belt buckle with event name, date, location, and winners name engraved ot it.

Bubba won this enormous California Hubcap in Bullriding at the rodeo last week

by P A J L October 29, 2007

California Song

1.A love song to the state of California.

2.An overplayed and overrated song about California.
3.Any song that talks about "California Dreaming" or "Californication" etc.
4.A "fuck you" song by Chicago band Local H to California and New York

Guy 1:Hey man, have you heard the latest Red Hot Chili Pepper CD?
Guy 2: PLEASE NO MORE CALIFORNIA SONGS!!
Guy 2: And fuck New York too.

by Mister Self Destruct May 28, 2009

california waterfall

When a man pisses into another persons mouth while the person is on his/her knees.

i fucking made up california waterfall one day in english... Just like Boston Steamer and Im gonna make something up for all the states or citys

by mollykins December 29, 2006

California Saucerfist

N. A form of mutual masturbation where the acting male partner inserts his/her open palm into the female's vagina, then moves it in and out as a method of stimulation. If this maneuver is used in the anus instead, it is then referred to as the Dark Alley

Man 1: So, the other day my girlfriend I were feeling slightly adventurous, so we tried the California Saucerfist.

Man 2: Really? Did she enjoy it?

Man 1: I couldn't tell if she was crying or having an orgasm.

by Cheezy Chester January 14, 2009