A fruity brown boy who is medically obese. The multi colored chocolate pieces on a cosmic brownie resemble a gay black man.
“Hey Cletus, get that damn cosmic brownie and bring him back to the ranch. He only picked 40 pounds this week!”
by shittersclogged March 9, 2022

by Kellerino July 6, 2018

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by CheeseGrater69420 May 5, 2022

Something that should be brought for you and your team at least once a week, showing that appreciation for all your hard work.
by EnfOfBell July 11, 2016

When you drop a log on your lovers pillow after an unpleasant sexual encounter. Usually post 1 night stand. Usually signifying your desire to never see this person again.
This girl I met at the bar invited me over to her place last night, then wouldn't even let me grab tit.
Needless to say I left her a Kappler brownie and got the hell outta there.
Needless to say I left her a Kappler brownie and got the hell outta there.
by skini.love July 24, 2016

by Crackbrownie June 1, 2019
