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To Dutch someone up

To Dutch someone up is a verb describing a sexual act, with the ability to carry it out exclusively being limited to people of Dutch origin. Although closely related to touching up, the feelings resulting from being Dutched up by someone are notably superior. It is also worth mentioning that the unique skillset that constitutes a session of Dutching up cannot be obtained by anyone other than the Dutch. Side effects of Dutching up are inevitable, and include experiencing an immense, marriage-inducing love, combined with a feeling that you have found your soulmate.
I got Dutched up yesterday, and now I'm never going to be single again.

Thirty years ago my friend told me he was going to Dutch someone up, and now he has 5 children and a happy, everlasting marriage.
by Mattie Jij Was Niet Alleen August 26, 2019
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Show "someone" the time

A threat to kill someone.

Inspired from an old tradition of carrying out execution sentences in the "Piazza San Marco", Venice, Italy. The convict will be facing the infamous clock "Torre dell'Orologio" and the last thing he'll be seeing is "time".
-Person A: Yo Tony, if you don't get me that money in 2 days, I'm gonna show you the time!

Show "someone" the time
by Blackteawithmint September 27, 2019
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to kine someone

It's to shut off someone when you chat.
To kine someone is to say

"Busy? Ok bye"
"Ignoring? Ok bye"
by mer987'-' April 26, 2016
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to jenny with someone

To jenny with someone, means to spend time with a special someone, someone who means a great deal to another. These two people get together and do intimate things such as watch Netflix, eat chips, and talk about life.
I'm busy tomorrow, I'm going to jenny with someone.
by Hizachary September 4, 2016
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doing someone green

You can be doing someone green by helping them make the come up.
by Stupidham28 November 14, 2011
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Burying someone

Busy doing chores and other stuff.
Friend: Hey, you free?
Me: Can't, I'm burying someone.
by LWA June 8, 2021
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