Flappy Bird

The bodyless child of Jackie Stallone and an ostrich. Flappy Bird is a shitty downgrade of an at least bearable helicopter game created over a decade ago. Instead of flying a helicopter in a stable gliding motion through a tunnel, you are a paraplegic bird which can only flap its wings once at a time to fly. To make it worse instead of avoiding a small block you have just a tiny space to fit through between pipes. Helicopter Game was an inconvenience. However the half blind deformity with a monkeys ass on its face will make you want to kill a puppy if not yourself. Deplorable excuse of a remake.

Ben: Where the hell is Taran?
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....

2 days later

Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.

by motherfingtheresa March 13, 2014

NOGZY BIRD

Full of agro. Have large heads. Pronounce Kirsp Kremes wrong. Fall in puddles. Reckon they're hard but pass-out like goats.

Eh lad, that bird is pure agro. Her feet are always wet and she has krispy tits.

I know lad, she's a Nogzy bird

by DietCokeMan June 5, 2021

bird on wheels

the flying bird is any person that is capable of intense skateboarding abilities and can obtain 8 ft of air.

sean chanowitz is the bird on wheels.

by bigmac2528 January 29, 2012

Bird Derby

Alternate name for banging a bitch good and proper - riding a bird like you are in the Kentucky Derby

Mane A: "How did you go with your date last night brother?"
Mane B: "Brother I got some mad Bird Derby, bitch was thirsty!"

by King Deezus January 2, 2017

Checkin' The Bird

The cool act of keeping an eye on the police. Especially if you have heady trees in your shoe!

Kyle: Hey man why lookin' 'round, acting paranoid
Trevor: Oh it's coo,l im just Checkin' The Bird

Grasshopper: Master why do they call it checking the bird
Guru: Because young one, to them we are the word and they are the swallows waiting to strike.
Grasshopper: Right on

by IsTheBandOutTonight? October 3, 2010

Yeeting bird

Extremely loud sounds, also very annoying

You are louder than the yeeting bird!
Shut up!

by Sk8girl87 October 31, 2018

rough bird

A rough bird is a female that drinks like a sailor, smokes like a chimney and could be confused with a builder due to the language they use. Rough birds are dangerous and approaching them is ill advised. They are especially dangerous in mating season.

Cor blimey look at that rough bird, I bet she loves it up the wrongen.

by Stepfather of Christ April 19, 2018