When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.
by toomuchfist May 05, 2018
A man or boy that thinks there the best but are really arent. Or try to out drink everyone but cant and pass out before the rest. Thus being a squid trying to be the best.
Adam is such a squid because he passed out trying to out drink us.
Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.
Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.
by goneinaday August 09, 2012
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by CumdumpSlore October 06, 2021
(S.Q.U.I.D.) Stupidly Quick, Under-dressed, Ignorant, and Dangerous - refers to motorcycle riders who outrider their experience & equipment, usually due to lack of maturity.
by DiverJas November 10, 2017