princess bottom

literally like a princess. Incredibly sheltered, interested in politics, foreign affairs, and the military. Very delicate. Likes a particular diet but will eat anything. Thinks every day life is of novel interest. Loves to read. Loves to learn. Classy in the streets. Loves older men and is a very slutty bottom in the sheets. Loves cocks. May top once in blue moon but is used to pleasing a man or men. When you date them it will be like having a little princess around all the time which you will either like or find incredibly annoying. Beware.

This bitch is a princess bottom.

Tom: Where are you going on your date?
Jerry: He's a princess bottom. So I'm taking him to an lecture at the museum and then out to sushi.

Tom: Is he still coming over?

Jerry: who?

Tom: the princess bottom?
Jerry: Hell yeah. He said we can DP him this time.

Tom: I never thought I would settle down. But when I started giving my princess bottom all the dick he wants, and trusted him, this little bitch actually stayed faithful.
Jerry: I can't believe we used to DP him. Now your locked down getting married.

Tom: even tho we are open, we are always too busy being alone. It's crazy how life happens.

by 1-800-that-bitch September 6, 2020

Fog Bottom

A female with no ass, or unable to tell if she got an ass

Damn that girl if fine, but she got a fog bottom

by Cop1 October 29, 2018

screaming bottom

A flamboyant homosexual man, who is most definitely the bottom in the relationship.

1. Joe the screaming bottom from the bar mushroom top bar....
2. Oh him!

by twodeadmeadows August 14, 2015

Rock Bottom

A superior move used by the man the myth the legend DWAYNE 'THE ROCK' JOHNSON !!

Do you want to get rock bottomed?

by Swift watermelon May 12, 2018

bottom headache

An ache on your bottom usually after for sitting for a prolonged period of time.

Brian had a bottom headache after a 12 hour drive to Temagami, Canada

by blackbelt June 7, 2009

bottom burned

what parents would say to children re: spanking

what life can do to one

'Put down that $10,000 vase this instant!! do you want your bottom burned??'

he got his bottom burned by the trooper

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Figgle Bottom

A Figgle Bottom is the highest tier of masculinity one can attain. a figgle bottom is comparable to a Greek god such a Ares. The physical measurements can not be described or measured by layman's terms and can only described by their ranking. a figgle bottom ranks above Gigachad and any other slang relating to masculinity . A Figgle bottom's sexual preference is not defined. but they do get sundry of hoes and bitches.

Dakota: No way is that a figgle bottom, I'm gonna queef myself

Rebecca: Oh my god I'm legit gonna start jilling

by Figgle the wordsmith November 1, 2021