When a boy named Ian eats 2 boxes of dried seaweed at 8pm and in the morning goes back to his home town and projectile vomits 3 times in a row infront of a maverick gas station and then goes into the restroom and watched as the patrons of the maverick split open as if mosses was bending the red sea
by TheDividedDeal September 6, 2021
Get the Dirty Ianmug. Random man of middle eastern descent, whom enjoys fucking transgender women up the ass and stroking their cock but says it is not gay because they identify as a female. While fucking the transgender woman, he takes a turkey leg, shoves it into his ass, pours hot and creamy KFC gravy down his back, and allows it to trickle into his asshole. He proceeds to wipe the shit off his dick, mixes it with yogurt, and then spreads it on the transgender person's stomach and licks it till it is clean.
Amy - "Did you hang out with Jasmine yesterday?"
Thomas - "Yes I did! We did a Dirty Arman and had me screaming, creamin, and juicin."
Thomas - "Yes I did! We did a Dirty Arman and had me screaming, creamin, and juicin."
by FaggotChinkGaming August 4, 2022
Get the Dirty Armanmug. by Rigby oralocs April 21, 2020
Get the dirty riccardomug. A dirty Arshan is when he gives a 45 minute lecture about how strong his pull out game and then 9 months later you get a life changing apprentice in your life. Good luck with that.
by bddBrayden December 30, 2020
Get the Dirty Arshanmug. A dirty Malka is when you're fucking a woman in reverse cowgirl and in mid-thrust she turns into a rat. It is fine, however, because you use the rat to get pegged anyways and enjoy a body-shattering orgasm.
by localsewerrat May 7, 2020
Get the Dirty Malkamug. When she’s cooking in the kitchen in her lingerie and you bone her incorporating the food she’s cooking.
by J to the Me June 9, 2020
Get the Dirty Beverlymug. When you give your man a blow job while sticking your finger in your own booty hole, then take it out and put it in your man’s mouth.
by Angel cakes April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Tabethamug.