One inch, One second

To nut within a second of the moment of contact.

My girlfriend just One inch, One second'd me, I'm feeling nervous right now..

by Cerin Kagan January 11, 2026

one-beamer

Someone who’s car only has one headlight because the other one’s bulb is burn out, meant to be used in a negative connotation

Look at that one-beamer; I’m surprised he can see the road at all!

by joshington456 January 11, 2026

Good One Stu

A proper response to someone saying something stupid. Usually someone not very smart who says something they think is funny, but it really is not at all.

Stu: I used to get all the women in high school when i blew on my tuba. "Good one Stu".

by Rzitup January 12, 2026

Push one's car off the road

To stop someone from ruining your plan and calling or asking someone else for help

Push one's car off the road
My dad didn't wanna make the hot dogs for Anna's birthday tomorrow, so I pushed his car off the road and asked my grandpa to get me the stuff to make the hot dogs instead.

by Englishwordmaker January 12, 2026

Clone one

One of Lilpikaluver’s ocs. She is an evil clone of one of the numberblocks, and she was designed to kill them all. Age: 8. Female. Can also transform into a wolf-like form with sharp sabertooth teeth, 4 ears, and 2 tails.

Clone one is ready to always kill numberblocks.

by Lilpikaluver January 15, 2025

Sink a hot one

To smoke cannabis from a bong. Derived from the visual notion of cannabis in a bowl "sinking" as it burns and loses mass.

"Gonna go to Mike's and sink a hot one on his new piece."
"Wanna go out back and sink a few hot ones?"

by Downeast_Beast January 17, 2025

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025