A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
Get the Thing That One Findsmug. 1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.
2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.
2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.
guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.
by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009
Get the one-timedmug. The most SUPER DUPER AWESOME comic made by truckstoptiger5. Give it a read. Contains a guy wanting to fuck/murder his boy bestie
by goathide November 30, 2024
Get the One Wheat Markmug. James: *Empties full magazine on an enemy*
James: One Tap!!!
Hugo: That's a James Smith One-Tap right there
James: One Tap!!!
Hugo: That's a James Smith One-Tap right there
by Dragon_37 March 17, 2019
Get the James Smith One-Tapmug. 
by AROACECHAOTICSHIPPER May 22, 2024
Get the call me son one more timemug. My boss pulled a one twenty on me. I turned up for a meeting that they organised and they told me after they forgot all about it and will have to rebook
by Cartlings29 March 29, 2019
Get the One Twentymug.