When you fuck a big titty goth girl and she squirts in your mouth. You spit it back in her pussy, then she pisses on your dick as she says “Daddy, do you like my bitter juices?”
by GiornoGetsPegged October 22, 2020
by Mbarrs April 16, 2020
A homosexual man named SikhoaUsed to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Sikhoa was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive. And when a guy takes a shit in another guy's mouth, then proceeds to pack the shit down the poor bastard's throat with his dick until he pukes it out for use as anal lube.
Tom: You got something in your teeth bro, it looks like fudge.
DIRTY SIKHOA: Nah man thats shit still stuck in there from the Jimmy the foreign exchange student gave me last night. Oral sex with Sikhoa is awesome bro, try it sometimes.
DIRTY SIKHOA: Nah man thats shit still stuck in there from the Jimmy the foreign exchange student gave me last night. Oral sex with Sikhoa is awesome bro, try it sometimes.
by SICKYLICKER July 05, 2009
First person: Sorry your patient coded man...
Second person: Yeah well during his code he got a dirty angel before he went.
Second person: Yeah well during his code he got a dirty angel before he went.
by Broken Euphoria June 04, 2020
by Tw3rp October 22, 2020
When a middle aged lady lives vicariously through her young counterparts and tries to utilize the information in bed with her partner. Usually, her partner has an overbite.
by ohmygodsayword April 16, 2020
A old austrailian bloke who smears his body in red paint whilst screaming profanities in the dark, with naked babies dying around him.
by claudinator June 08, 2006