"Hey Tony! What'll it be for your off-shifter? I want to ring it in before we're closed!"
"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"
"Same as always Ruthie! 1 (insert name of hoppy hipster small batch brew) please!"
by Slick_Slack January 6, 2023
Get the Off-shifter mug.When one decides that they want to get heinously intoxicated off the brown liquor. Many types of it: light brown (Jim beam) dark brown (Jack Daniels) fucking dark (Irish whiskey. Usually involves a fight ensuing, sweating, talking louder than usual, Rizz improvement, and usually asking what the fuck happend the next day.
“Dude I was so fucked off the brown last night. I had like ten whiskey and cokes it was fucked. I took my pants off and ran down the road to my house screaming “HELP HELP HELP IM BEING CHASED BY THE BOOTY WARRIOR” LMFAO i was fucked.
by Andhisnameisjohncena3456798 January 12, 2023
Get the Off The Brown mug.Me: The show I told you about is really good right?
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!
by off-bagrill January 13, 2023
Get the God-off mug.To completely go off the chain, to explode into a murderous tirade, to have an unparaleled fit, to morph into a tantrum, to blow an arse-gasket, to rip somene a new arsehole, to go on an unforgettable tare, to have a bigtime bitch-fit, to fly into a dangerous, wrath-fueled rage, to go completely off on someone, to treat someone to the uttermost of one's explosive rage, to lose all composure and to totally blow up, to let someone have the angriest, no-holes-barred pieces of your mind, to express the most extremely destructive fury and madness towards another, to exhibit unbridled fury, to hurl oneself at, about, on or around another like a hurricane or an F5 tornado, spewing ones's devastating, furious rage like storm debris aloft on the circulating , whirling, swift currents of its eye or vortex, to verbally anhillate someone else who is deemed deserving of nothing less.
Gunner "twisted the fuck off" on his roommate because his roommate banged Gunner's girlfriend while Gunner was out shopping for a suitable engagement ring for the girl he thought he wanted to marry.
She "twists the fuck off" on anyone who dares to call her the "c-word" because she hates that derogatory slang word like no other spoken word.
While Reverend G. is generally not the type to "twist the fuck off," you should not do anything that might enfuriate him.
Slandra warned the store clerk, "Do not make me "twist the fuck off" on you for being such an imbecile. I can go off quicker than a cap on a bottle of the cheapest champagne."
She "twists the fuck off" on anyone who dares to call her the "c-word" because she hates that derogatory slang word like no other spoken word.
While Reverend G. is generally not the type to "twist the fuck off," you should not do anything that might enfuriate him.
Slandra warned the store clerk, "Do not make me "twist the fuck off" on you for being such an imbecile. I can go off quicker than a cap on a bottle of the cheapest champagne."
by CunningLinguist'sWordsmith January 13, 2023
Get the twist the fuck off mug.Don’t be a tracker-off
by Developer05.4 June 30, 2023
Get the Tracker-off mug.Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.
by moughh July 5, 2023
Get the licking the dirt off my tires mug.The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.
This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.
by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023
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