Goon One

Nickname and callsign for the horniest person in a friend group

"Goon One, do you copy?"
"nah bro he's on reddit again"

by Legal System January 8, 2026

there's always one you haven't seen

Refers to Key & Peele sketches. You think you've seen all of them, but there's always a sketch you've never seen.

Guy 1: Wish I was high on potenuse.
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: right... there's always one you haven't seen.

by andcastle January 11, 2026

One inch, One second

To nut within a second of the moment of contact.

My girlfriend just One inch, One second'd me, I'm feeling nervous right now..

by Cerin Kagan January 11, 2026

one-beamer

Someone who’s car only has one headlight because the other one’s bulb is burn out, meant to be used in a negative connotation

Look at that one-beamer; I’m surprised he can see the road at all!

by joshington456 January 11, 2026

Good One Stu

A proper response to someone saying something stupid. Usually someone not very smart who says something they think is funny, but it really is not at all.

Stu: I used to get all the women in high school when i blew on my tuba. "Good one Stu".

by Rzitup January 12, 2026

Push one's car off the road

To stop someone from ruining your plan and calling or asking someone else for help

Push one's car off the road
My dad didn't wanna make the hot dogs for Anna's birthday tomorrow, so I pushed his car off the road and asked my grandpa to get me the stuff to make the hot dogs instead.

by Englishwordmaker January 12, 2026

Clone one

One of Lilpikaluver’s ocs. She is an evil clone of one of the numberblocks, and she was designed to kill them all. Age: 8. Female. Can also transform into a wolf-like form with sharp sabertooth teeth, 4 ears, and 2 tails.

Clone one is ready to always kill numberblocks.

by Lilpikaluver January 15, 2025