National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.

oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.

by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022

National pop a titty day

It’s national pop a titty day which mean lady’s pop one

Pop a titty for National pop a titty day

by Helloimhere April 29, 2022

National liar day

national liars day is May 4th this is a day where lairs can celebrate !!

may 4th is National liar day it’s a day where all liars can celebrate!!

by bbrriiaannaa April 29, 2022

National grab your ass day

National grab ass day, it is the day where somebody has to grab your ass. The end

HEY LESBIAN BITCHES LETS GRAB ASSES WOOHOO!!! ITS NATIONAL GRAB YOUR ASS DAY YAHOO!!!!!

by あかさたは April 30, 2022

National Bestie Day

on april 30th

Mark: Hey john did you know it is National Bestie Day?
John: no fuck off

by jroachcock199 April 30, 2022

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

National Bitch Jack Ivers Day.

On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.

person 1- “yo whats today?”

person 2-“its may 2nd”

person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”

person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”

to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.

by pussyfairy May 2, 2022