a hairstyle that occurs when a faux hawk goes wrong, and instead of imitating a mohawk, it ends up more reminiscent of a horn, giving the wearer the appearance of a unicorn.
by mmiikkii March 20, 2008
Get the faux hornmug. by Dalton Horne October 18, 2008
Get the Dalton Hornemug. To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.
This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.
Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.
Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.
Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.
Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”
“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”
“I’m wilting”
“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”
“I’m wilting”
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
Get the The Wilted Hornmug. A ridiculously delicious drink consisting of an extra large cup of Grey Goose vodka (Feathers) on the rocks with a "splash" of
Red Bull (Horns)---just for color.
Red Bull (Horns)---just for color.
People have been known to blackout and miss work after too many Horns & Feathers.
On rare occasions, people have been known to perform "puke angels" after copious amounts of Horns & Feathers
On rare occasions, people have been known to perform "puke angels" after copious amounts of Horns & Feathers
by danimal99 July 20, 2010
Get the Horns & Feathersmug. by He8i3 May 4, 2022
Get the Fog Hornmug. by Muse terrt November 6, 2020
Get the my horn can pierce the skymug. Calling someone a horn, refers to calling someone a alpha male originally derived from the animal a bull
by Angus Hamilton June 8, 2023
Get the Hornmug.