Sit on a face day

Every Thanksgiving, girls have to sit on a guys face for at least five minutes

Eric:Happy thanksgiving guys, I’m heading over to my girlfriends house
Bobby: Why?
Eric: Isn’t it obvious? It’s Sit on a face day idiot.
Bobby: Oh, I gotta head over to my girlfriends as well then

by A.Kur November 23, 2023

gorilla sitting

Gorilla sitting — or, gorilla sittin’ — refers to when one or multiple sexual partners is/are engaging in intercourse while straddling the corner edge of a bed or other similar piece of furniture, back arched sitting forward on their knees and fists, fists clenched the same way a gorilla would articulate as it sits in its native lowlands.

“Yeah, no, he was so hot … he brought me to his bed and had me clothes-off gorilla sitting within the first ten minutes I was there.”

Or

“There I was, ass up on the edge of their bed at attention on my knees and first knuckles … they had me gorilla sittin’.”

by rothdaddy [JMR] December 19, 2021

Sit In the Third Row Back

To be immature

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you need to sit in the third row back.

by Jacksoncage March 11, 2022

Sit in your wrongness

When someone is wrong and sitting down. An insult to confuse yet neutralize your opponent. If you can not do a battle of wits, this is the best comeback other than go step on a lego.

Gabe Ensell-*wrong*
Hayden-be quiet and sit in your wrongness and be wrong
gabe-*death*

by tttttg December 2, 2020

fast sitting

to travel

Kaktus: I am fast sitting to Brno.

by Kaktuskus February 2, 2022

Sit

Your heart…
Those eyes…
Send me in overdrive…
Throw in the smile…
And my mind in gone for awhile ❤️❤️

Until this I can see…
I will sit and dream ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 July 27, 2024

Bert Kreischer sit-ups

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023