new england cat slapper

the act of using ones penis to slap at a woman vigina (or pussy)

niall - hey jake

jake- yeah

naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite

jake- dudeeeee, u asshole

naill- ha sweet

by da Niall's n alex August 8, 2008

Destiel Shipper

A Supernatural shipper that does not actually like the show, and only watches it because of the made up slash fiction in their head regarding Dean Winchester and Castiel. They tend to not have the ability to grasp the idea of context, believing any scene where Dean and Cas talk to each other constitutes queerbaiting because they look at each other. They have a tendency to call most people homophobes for not agree with their views; this can range from the writers on the show (even the gay ones) to the actors -- except Misha Collins, any instances of queerbaiting fans at convention panels on his part is ignored.

Destiel Shipper: Destiel is so canon, did you see how Dean looked at Cas?
Normal Person: You mean like a regular person would in a conversation?
Destiel Shipper: No look at these gifs on Tumblr. See romantic subtext.
Normal Person: Those gifs are chopped out of a larger scene removing any context.
Destiel Shipper: Homophobe.

by V42 October 17, 2014

whipper snapper

the term actualy means small or insgnificant person, a verry old old english word. due to urbanization and the constant groth of the english language it genraly turnd into:

1. somthing old shit calls the new generation

2. another word for condom, rubber, dick bag ect.

3. this is a funny story: i go to one of those lame ass montessouri schools and i was going through the manual and found in the hazzerdes items was a fucking whipper snapper... i think they ment those bang snaps, poppers, ya know the things you through at the ground and they pop... fucking dumbass montessouri people...

1.old fag "come here you whipper snapper, i got a whole golden dollar for ya"
random kid " fuck off old man"

2. some old pimp "my whipper snapper wint fit...!?"

3. lameo "...and he threw a whipper snapper at me!!"
"... wow misses montessouri you gotta be really old for somone to be that scared of you...."

by piro-cun September 26, 2006

Red Snapper

Very tasty! But Weaver chose what was in the box!

"...I'll... I'll take what's in the box!"

"Hiro-san, show her what's in the box!"

(box is empty)

NOTHING!!!! YOU SO STUPID!!!!!

by Paul McCartney March 2, 2005

face slappers

huge rack of knockers on a slim athletic chick

Damn, that bitch was joggin without a bra on the face slappers dude- Is she tryin' to get knocked out or what?!?

by super April 14, 2003

Stinky Snapper Turtle

after anal sex you get a blowjob and she feels too much pleasure and bites your dick

Jordan : yo did you hear what melody and tristan did the other night
Vinny : no dude tell me
Jordan : melody gave tristan a stinky snapper turtle and tristan donkey - punched melody after it happened
Vinny : no way thats awesome

by Afternoon Swimmers July 14, 2011

Dick Snapper

A device which opens and remains stable until the operator exerts slight effort to close the dick snapper. It will physically and audibly snap down on the targets dick.

"Aww man, this box would make a good dick snapper"
"A Dick Snapper?!"

by NiggerBort June 18, 2008