The Cortina Scale

Much like the Richter scale which is a measure of the strength of earthquakes. The Cortina scale is used in the measuring of farts. The scale goes from 1 to 10 with 1 being not stinky to 10 being the stinkiest toot ever created. If one does not throw up it cannot be considered a 10.
That toot was an absolute room clearer. It must have been atheist a 7.2 on the Cortina Scale
by StoneColdET2024 March 28, 2024
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ho scale

a scale of 1:87 to the real thing
Such as: person 1: Hey what scale do you use on your layout(model railroad table)?
person 2: I use ho scale my favorite type of train is my narrow gauge logging train witch is 1:87 scale
by The_Conducter November 17, 2017
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Wilder Scale

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.
That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.
by Dakota0990 August 30, 2016
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JR's Scale

JR's Scale states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a piercing = to the eye grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said piercing.
I'd rank them 11/10 on my JR's Scale, because they're so cute to look at!
by waittillmyshitlocup May 13, 2022
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michael scales

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales
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Ballosity Scale

Ballosity Scale - (noun) To refer to the unpleasantness of a current task using a 1 to 10 method.
(sentence) That shift at work was about a 7 on the ballosity scale man.
by mrs. moogoo July 06, 2011
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The SWAMP Scale

Similar to the pH scale in chemistry, The SWAMP (Sesh-With-Against-Meet-Parents) Scale is a 1-10 scale used to rate a guy/girl you are dating.

The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.

For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.

Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.

The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
Yeah so I met this girl off tinder, she's fucking mental hanging out with her, I've never seen a girl do so much tequila in one night, absolute mad one, I'm definitely gonna keep seeing her but god would she ever not be appropriate to come to my cousin's wedding next month, on The SWAMP Scale I'd rate her at around a 2.
by yeahalrightthanks October 20, 2021
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