by mommys__littlemonster May 19, 2009
Get the green scalemug. Thing that determines how hot a girl is using the numbers 1-10, 1 being the lowest, 10 being the highest.
Things that can earn her points:
- Being physically attractive
- Having a job
- Having a great personality
- Having little to no sex partners
- Thinking you’re sexy
Things that can lose her points:
- Being physically unattractive
- Not having a job
- Having a bad attitude
- Having lots of sex partners
Things that can earn her points:
- Being physically attractive
- Having a job
- Having a great personality
- Having little to no sex partners
- Thinking you’re sexy
Things that can lose her points:
- Being physically unattractive
- Not having a job
- Having a bad attitude
- Having lots of sex partners
That girl looks okay, but she’s cool as shit. So that moves her up from being a 5, to about an 8 or a 9 on the hotness scale.
That girls is hot as fuck. But her problem is she knows it. So that moves her down from being a 10 to being maybe a 2 or a 3.
That girls is hot as fuck. But her problem is she knows it. So that moves her down from being a 10 to being maybe a 2 or a 3.
by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023
Get the Hotness Scalemug. Similar to the pH scale in chemistry, The SWAMP (Sesh-With-Against-Meet-Parents) Scale is a 1-10 scale used to rate a guy/girl you are dating.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
Yeah so I met this girl off tinder, she's fucking mental hanging out with her, I've never seen a girl do so much tequila in one night, absolute mad one, I'm definitely gonna keep seeing her but god would she ever not be appropriate to come to my cousin's wedding next month, on The SWAMP Scale I'd rate her at around a 2.
by yeahalrightthanks October 20, 2021
Get the The SWAMP Scalemug. A scale system typically from “1-10” to average one’s level of consciousness, self awareness and intelligence within one’s being , this scale is advised over the common “attractive scale” to prevent time wasting and furthering understanding of the subject to the “Bot Scale” , not to be confused with the “personality scale “ this scale is strictly to judge one’s level of stability
Jimmy : yo ,how was ur date with that baddie, you definitely scored a 10/10
Tarik : yeah she’s attractive, but she’s definitely not all the way there , she like 3/10 on the bot scale .
Jimmy: DANGGGGG
Tarik : yeah she’s attractive, but she’s definitely not all the way there , she like 3/10 on the bot scale .
Jimmy: DANGGGGG
by RiriThaLover March 3, 2023
Get the Bot Scalemug. Multidimensional consciousness of sapience, sentience, and sophonce.
Capable of experiencing and making conscious instances.
A monad (whole unit) of consciousness.
Also perhaps can be worldly of most kinds of advanced worlds and more.
A high-form high-consciousness.
Has an adequate rating of omniquotience (intelligence, sensory, social, emotional, creative, energy, and more quotients).
A post-exponentia of consciousness kind scale that can also be attributed to clear humans and isn't necessarily restricted to only extradimensionals, however might be expected of them.
A complete (holistically complete*) consciousness of a dimensional level.
A consciousness of a full scale.
Capable of experiencing and making conscious instances.
A monad (whole unit) of consciousness.
Also perhaps can be worldly of most kinds of advanced worlds and more.
A high-form high-consciousness.
Has an adequate rating of omniquotience (intelligence, sensory, social, emotional, creative, energy, and more quotients).
A post-exponentia of consciousness kind scale that can also be attributed to clear humans and isn't necessarily restricted to only extradimensionals, however might be expected of them.
A complete (holistically complete*) consciousness of a dimensional level.
A consciousness of a full scale.
Some tried transcending the levels of consciousness to attain full scale consciousness and many were helped by many full scale consciousnesses too, and not only through generative drugs and astral travel and multidimensional downloads of varying moderate andor high success.
by TranslogicMultisonance May 31, 2023
Get the full scale consciousnessmug. (Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.
Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.
by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022
Get the Dicks & Fish Scalemug. A tangible measure of sea roughness in a storm defined by the movement of your beer on the bar of your North Sea ferry to Amsterdam
Blimey mate, I reckon it's beerfort scale 8 tonight, I had to be like Joe Root in the slips to catch that Moretti!!
by Crookesie December 27, 2023
Get the Beerfort Scalemug.