General Quarters

General Quarters (GQ), sometimes referred to as all hands or battle stations is the Navy version of a fire drill, only difference being that it could happen at any moment. You could be taking a shower or masturbating, but as soon as those fucking alarms start blaring and you hear the announcement, it doesn’t matter if you’re soaking fucking wet or bricked, you gotta quickly stop what you’re going, get into your uniform and your gear, and run to your assigned battle station or whatever the fuck they assigned you to when you checked in

Seaman Johnson: “boy I can’t wait to finally get some alone time in my rack”

MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session”

by rizzperez March 6, 2025

General Quarters

General Quarters (GQ), sometimes referred to as all hands or battle stations is the Navy version of a fire drill, only difference being that it could happen at any moment. You could be taking a shower or masturbating, but as soon as those fucking alarms start blaring and you hear the announcement, it doesn’t matter if you’re soaking fucking wet or bricked, you gotta quickly stop what you’re going, get into your uniform and your gear, and run to your assigned battle station or whatever the fuck they assigned you to when you checked in

Seaman Johnson: “boy I can’t wait to finally get some alone time in my rack”

MME3 Chad: “Better make it quick, you don’t want General Quarters to interrupt your jagoff session”

by rizzperez March 6, 2025

QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster )

a hamster that loves celery and withholds the power of mpreg and yaoi. aka perfection in real time

'' YOOOOO QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) IS THE GOAT!! ''

by qph servant November 18, 2025

meme n a quarter

When ur so memy you don't realize it.

Watching anime and playing pokemon go is a meme n a quarter

by Josgay October 15, 2018

Drop a Quarter

Your ass cheeks are clenched so tight you can hold a quarter there.

Dude, Drop a Quarter! It's no big deal.

by Slowpoke 842 January 14, 2019

dodges balkan quarter

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by bruh momentum number69420 July 22, 2020

App of the quarter

An app that happens to piss someone off- someone usually being a government. Apps that fit this definition usually appear around 3-4 months.

Person 1: Hey, Hear about happened to tiktok?

Person 2: No, What about it?

Person 1: thing got banned in India, on track for a ban in the US as well.

Person 2: hehe, not surprised.

Person 1: oh yeah, Its a good contender for the App of the quarter, for sure.

by mr_klikbait July 28, 2020