munch

Stupid fucking cunt looking head ass tweezle

look at this munch

by msbdbdjfis ballsack September 3, 2022

Pocket Munching

pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.

"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"

"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"

"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"

"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"

by ycart September 14, 2010

Munch

I don’t know what that bitch was talking about 😂😂

That bitch a munch

by Munchhkin April 29, 2023

Munch with benefits

Something that randy thinks he is that doesnt exist

Randy: I am a munch with benefits

Us: no youre not thats not how it works

by wandy candy November 10, 2022

Munch

Munch: Wen a hood nigga think feelin hisself a lil to much but knows he bummy

Keisha: i need sum money rq
Tyrone: Ian got nun rn i’m broke
Keisha: Gtfo I knew tit was a munch

by Thereallesttt…. September 5, 2022

Munch

A nigga that eat coochie and don’t get shit In return.

“You Thought I was feeling you? That Nigga A Munch” purr ICE SPICE ate the girls up with that one 😂

by Sheisdabaddest January 17, 2023

munching wreath

When a group of girls get together for the holidays and lie in a circle and pleasure each other orally thus creating a wreath of munching

-To my surprise I came home on Christmas Eve to find my girlfriend and her friends performing the ancient art of the munching wreath

- Hey Ladies, who needs another glass of wine before it’s munching wreath time.

by Boomer el Sancho November 27, 2020