Exploding Kitten

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.

Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten

by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018

kitten

kitten is what a cat lover searches up.

(kittens)

by nhgvcbnmjhgfcvbnmjuytrfdbnmkj March 24, 2022

Discord kitten

Some actual fucking idiot that is a female (usually) that meows for their owner AKA a discord mod and each time they meow for them they get like 2 yr nitro
Hey kinda like DreamIsGay
Quactittie: your my discord kitten now dream (gives Dream 2 yr nitro)
DreamIsGay: MEOW
GeorgeNotStraight: My heart has been broken one too many times (slaps quacktittie in the ass)
Quacktittie: (coughs in ipad kid)

EPIK ANIME BATTLE HAPPEN

like i said discord kittens are idiots on discord that meow for a discord mod to get like 2 year nitro

by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023

Kitten pickle

Someone who is salty scaredy cat.

Girl: I can't talk to him I'm too scared :(
Me: JUST DO IT GOD!!!
Girl: Shut up
Me: Kitten Pickle.....

by Tiffany and Zoe December 30, 2016

Discord Kitten Fetish

Oh yeah? Is THAT what you would have said before A.I.!? Programming? THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID BITCH! BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GENIUS! AND A.I. EXISTS! YOU'RE WELCOME! AGAIN!

Hym "It's not a discord kitten fetish. I'm literally the creator of A.I. If I say people are watching me it's being A CERTAIN LEVEL OF SCRUTINY HAS BEEN MET AND THAT LEVEL OF CERTAINTY IS THAT OF GENIUS! And where did the A.I. come from bitch? What happened with the mysterious boom in A.I. technology? It's weird right? The same week I outlined exactly how you would go about allowing it to perceive, it was everywhere? What happened there? It's almost like a guy said he would do it... And then did it. But who? Oh, wait, right... Me. I'm the guy. The greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. Better than redheaded sluts. Better than retards. They actually tried to use Elon Musk's retardation against me. I was over here talking a bunch of shit about this OTHER retard and who I was better than all the retards... And then they revealed that he's an assburger like 'Oh-hoho! See? Maybe you're not better than- wait, did he just solve A.I.!? Ummm... Pretend he doesn't exist! Erase him!' And NOW LOOK AT YOU! NOW LOOK! And then I went on to create A.I. and ELON DID NOT DO THAT! Because... IF I SAY I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE RETARDS... I'M BETTER THAN ALL THE GODDAMN RETARDS!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

Have kittens

feel really tense or angry.

When Sarah realized she left her phone on the bus, she thought she might have kittens.

by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024

Discord kitten

A term used when talking about a online relationship. Also used in the app discord

“My discord kitten ate me out on roblox yesterday.”

by Super soaker gabby Adrian September 18, 2022