emo

Comedian. Full name "Emo Philips"

In the world of monotone joke tellers throwing plastic grins in front of simulated brick walls at comedy clubs across the country it is always a breath of fresh air when a comedian is able to stand out not only on his persona but also on extremely well written material. And out of those comedians with the possible exception of Bill Hicks and Denis Leary few are able to find monumental success not only in United States but also over in Europe. Which brings us to Emo Philips.

If you have never heard or seen Emo perform it would be very difficult to describe. As one reviewer writes: "With his Prince Valiant haircut, wide-eyed expression of innocence and gawky gestures, Emo Philips has an individual, albeit bizarre, style."

But behind the unsettling persona lays some of the best written material found any place. Practically a staple on television during the comedy boom Emo continues to entertain people with his extremely clever and well honed material.

I watched Emo straddle a rabbit.

by Chase! January 8, 2007

Emo

a bunch of fuck nut stupid dumb cunt mother fuckers, who are hated by everyone, and this makes them sad, so they do more things that make everyone hate them, like hate themselves. They deserve mass gassing, and hitler would have foccused upon this race instead of the Jews, along with teeny boppers, these people are not people, they are god's joke, they are the sperm that should have died on the way to the womb, they are the babies that should have been aborted after birth. Usually dressed in black, these stupid fucking cunts always hunt in packs, a black aura hovers around them.

Non emo #1: WHat do you do if you see two emos hanging out?
Non emo #2: I dunno, what?
Non emo #1: Cut em' down.

by fuck off cunt February 27, 2008

Emo

Emos are people who wear super-tight skinny jeans and tight T-shirts, like Converse, and have long hair that they CONSTANTLY flip out of their eyes, which can get really annoying. Most emos are fake posers who act emo for attention, but there are some who like the music, which is mainly metalcore and screamo. Real emo never existed. Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance are simply pop-punk bands, which suck save fore a few songs. The there are people who are really depressed, but most don't dress emo. In short, emos are annoying pretty boys/girls that are trying to be different by conforming. In the social chain, they are right below everything else and are preyed upon by punks, Goths, headbangers, metalheads, gangstas, poseurs, Nazis, straight-edges and hippies alike.

A punk bumps into an emo in the hallway.
Punk: Sorry man.
Emo: Why?! Why do people have to make me want to KILL myself!? I'LL KILL YOU!
The emo attacks the punk and proceeds to get the shit beaten out of him.

by DJ Loomis February 12, 2010

Emo

A style or clique that includes anyone who is unusual. They often choose not to fit in with normal society. Often love attention but like to pretend they don't. Normally willing to do anything that will get them attention. They many times think that they have something "wrong" with them such as a mental or emotional disorder. Simply complain alot but are usually likable. This group can include anyone who is goth or offbeat.

"Look at that crazy chick with the bright yellow leggings and all that dark make-up!! She's so emo!!"

by MizzyMoo July 24, 2009

emo

Emo + Homosexual = Emosexual.

Emo #1: Im sad, life sucks, I am a faggot!
Emo #2: Awww... I am more sad now
Emo #1: Wanna fuck?
Emo #2: Sure, because we are...
Emo #1 & Emo #2: Emosexuals!

by GT-Behemoth July 29, 2009

Emo

While emo is a form of punk, and used to be a music-based culture (emo stands for 'emotive,' not emotional, you morons) this definition is depicting the two types of modern emo:

1. Mainstream emo: Your typical annoying, greasy-haired whiny teen who thinks that their life sucks, when they honestly don't know what they're talking about. A freaking cult- all of them are obsessed with being unique, and yet they are sucked up by the enormous wave of conformity that MTV created to enslave the stupid ones. Often times will cut themselves for attention, or do something of the like. They feel unappreciated, and 'find themselves' in art and their supposed 'darkness.' Myspace is life for some of them.

2. Other: Just that- a truly depressed person who doesn't fit in, possibly because of mood swings, or trauma in early life. Tries not to fit the aforementioned definition of Mainstream emo; they know it's fake and not really them. These are the people with real artistic skills, and actual talent. Someone with severe Aspergers who refuses to take meds, for instance.

1. Anonymous emo boy digs into his wrists with a razor in the closet, darkly musing on darkness. He realizes later in life that he had made a terrible mistake, being an MTV-slave/ carbon copy with no real identity. But, he's already screwed up his life; taking those anti-depressants that he didn't need got him hooked, and he's in a ward. Now he knows what it's like to be all alone... and he hates it.

2. Anonymous 'Other' is strolling along, hands deep in her pockets. She hums a few bars of a song she can't remember the words to, and rolls her eyes at the group of Mainstreamers, all dressed in black and dark. "What a bunch of f*ckheads," she whispers, traipsing away.

by The Doubt Shadow August 22, 2009

emo

a person that "can't seem to handle it" when normal, everyday shit happens. person also takes pride in annoying their closest friends.

"dude my dad told me to hush. I CANT HANDLE IT!!"
"a girl called me 'creepy emo guy'. i need to get away from this life!"
"i need attention so im gonna cut myself"

by coolestpersoneber July 13, 2009