Earth

A celestial object 4.5 billion years of age located in the habitable zone of our solar system. It houses us, and likely the device you observe this definition and site on. It is usually called a dying rock, but has more to it than that. It is the reason dogs, the furry potatoes of cuteness, and cats, the furry ninja with knives in it’s paws, or YOU exist. It’s a beautiful, amazing, and rare dying rock, as planets like our are very rare. Life in the universe only lasts 0.0000003% of it’s life expectancy, which much surpasses ours.

Earth is cool.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

Earth

Pick some up and slam them

He running over here I ain’t gone hit em ima earth em

by Rasta sean February 3, 2023

Earth

A ROUND object containing very little intelligent life located 3 planets from the sun.

Person 1: the earth is flat right bro?

Person 2: get the fuck outa here before I shoot yo ass.

by 55shot November 2, 2020

Earth

A beautiful gift that humans are destroying. We need to take action and save this amazing planet.

Human: I'm a careless idiot who dug up the earth

Any animal: fuck you.

by EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH May 24, 2023

Earth

Home of a mix of people who are dumb and dumb.

He is from Earth, don't listen to him.

by Maximus Alex June 25, 2020

earth

a flat disc that we all live on

i am not an actual flat earther

by loopsipåp September 10, 2020

Earth

The messed up planet that's third from the Sun
Facts:
Earth is the only known planet with life
Earth is the only planet that humans have set foot on
Earth's oceans cover 75% of its surface
Earth's atmosphere is 92 times thinner than Venus's.
Earth is the only planet with furries, people, cats and thermos.

Earth is screwed up, man.

by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 18, 2022