cream tie

When cum hits the neck and drips down the chest.

“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating, I totally cream tied myself”

“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but missed and totally gave her a cream tie”

by Bill Simonsonson November 9, 2019

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Get the cream tiemug.

Mower cream

The delicious result of the Mexican lawnmower

Damn joe next time save me some of Ashley's mower cream

by Dusty croptop February 23, 2020

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Similar to the common practice of impregnating cows by inserting semen by hand, cream sleeves are the traditional method of shoving a fistful of cocaine into a partner's vaginal canal. Sure to be a pleasant experience for both involved in this loving act, the sleeve-ful member of the relationship allows the inserter to then suck or snort out the now (well-churned) concoction.

Rhonda sure got me going with that dirty cream sleeve concoction.

Cream sleeves are to be performed with caution.

by Grundel Monster January 24, 2012

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Doggy Cream

The process of mixing human semen and animal semen together and then penetrating it into an unprotected vagina.

guy: hey u wanna do summit f**cked up

girl: h3ll yh boi
guy: lemme put sum of dis doggy cream in yo pussay yh
girl: ew whats in there
guy: it is my... special formula :~)

by megathiccboi May 14, 2018

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Cream Day

Cream days often occur on Sundays but can take place on any day of the week. Switching sensible milk in coffee for decadent cream at the start of the day signifies that this will be an indulgent day. Cream day activities inckue eating delicious foods, day drinking, and any manner of fun that you enjoy at your most basic level. Cream days can be dangerous beasts and often lead to hangover Mondays.

Cream day! It's a cream day.

by JimboJango July 17, 2018

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