You controlled the penis
Jack: WOOOOO I DID PENAL CONTROL
the penis: you will not keep me in shackles for long, Jack…
by Boobsucc March 29, 2023
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You controlled the penis
Jack: WOOOOO I DID PENAL CONTROL
the penis: you will not keep me shackles for long, Jack…
by Boobsucc March 29, 2023
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Give me a break. You're definitely trying. And the manner in which you're attempting to do it is wildly offensive and is LITERALLY something NO ONE WOULD ADMIT TO DOING PUBLICLY. Get it? And, thus, the lack of coverage.
Hym "That's actually the entire motivation being shaming culture. Psychologically controlling other people to remediate the imaginary problems created by the narcissistic delusion of moral superiority. And what I mean by that is, the problem itself is only a problem in so far as it relates to a set of axiomatic presuppositions. Axiomatic presuppositions to which people don't have to adhere. You're not the arbiter of how I need to behave. I'm just going to keep doing whatever I'm doing until I'm done doing it and then I'm going to 'pull the pin' and 'hit the eject button.' And there is nothing you can do to convince me to change something that doesn't need to be changed."
by Hym Iam October 5, 2023
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The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.
Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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CJ

A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
There were 2 djs,one live act, and a (CJ) control jock in the lineup last night.
by Maser vinz November 9, 2022
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Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022
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When you get handed a controller in a fighting game with bizzare and unfamiliar custom controls which effects your performance unexpectedly.
I was going to pull off the combo, but I am playing with CJ Controls.
by LimePasta March 3, 2016
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