Band aid

noun - using a female for the night, after breaking up with your girl, and then throwing her away

I need a band aid to help this little wound I have.

by tomcat3825 April 21, 2011

band aid it

to apply a band aid on a cut scratch or scrape

your cut looks pretty bad maybe you should band aid it

by zerordie323 August 5, 2006

Band Mattress

A person in a band who has slept with a majority of the other members in said band.

Wow, Holly's had sex with everybody in her band.

Well, they don't call her the band mattress for nothin.

by OsamaBinRocken December 22, 2010

bittie band

A bittie band is a headband, often worn by 11-14 year old wannabe scenesters, also known as bitties.

The bittie band is often paired with a lot of eyeliner, colourful braces, and terribly teased hair.

The bittie band itself is worn in front on the bangs, and around the head, and comes in several different colours. While headbands like this are often worn by non-bitties, when attached to a bitties forehead they are known as bittie bands.

Bittie: omfggg!!!!1111oneone!!! Those headbands that Lights wears are sooooozzz br004al!!!!! I need one for teh BMTH show!!!!111

Non-bittie: ha. Bittie band.

by blehblehbleh22222 October 18, 2010

band geek

Funniest people alive. There are three types of band geeks- 1) the annoying band geeks- the kid who thinks he knows anything and everything when in reality, he's just a dumbass who sits in the back and figures out how to beat every brain puzzle known to man, 2) the completely dedicated band geek- the two or three kids that show up to fundraisers and all marching shows early, either because they have to, they want to, or they're overly-obsessed with the band and want to be drum major their senior year. The third type of band geek is the normal musical kid. These kids are the bomb-shnizzle-tits. They are completely normal outside ban most of the time, but they understand all the band jokes. You always want to be around these kids because they're so chill, and they make everyday better. They show up to all band functions and help along, and then they go home and do what normal people do. They don't make weird band references every five minutes and they know when a band reference is/isn't appropriate. They're the best people to hang out with.

*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.

Type 1
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)

by bomb-shnizzle-tits June 10, 2013

Band Killer

When you start dating a dick and/or hoebag that comes between you and your band. Who Ultimately makes you choose and because you wanna hit that so bad you kill the band.

Derek's new vagina wants to come to practice again. She told him that if she can't come to practice then neither can he..... she's a Band Killer man, vagina will be the end of us all!

by MusicRoach October 1, 2014

varsity band

Usually the fourth band in a high school. It comes after Symphonic. People may be confused since the main definition of Varsity usually refers to a team, but in band terms it is just a name that some high schools use.

Varsity Band

by Johnfff November 14, 2013