Wilson

Wilson is a word here to stop the trend of people lying to themselves on Instagram. Criticising people who really believe that they just like the definition provided in Urban Dictionary.

A: Please Wilson!

by stopthestupidity November 21, 2021

Wilson

A person who has never won a fantasy football championship and never will!

“This is my year!”
“Bro your a Wilson you never win”

by Schlick Cognitto July 19, 2025

Wilson

Giving or receiving homosexual acts in a boys locker room

Oh man football was fine until someone said they got wilson - ed in the locker room

by Ballsdragginondafloor October 18, 2016

Brian Wilson

An evil man with evil intentions. He works at a Christian school. Don’t trust him with anything he will ruin your life. Men like this should be in prison for all the gross things he has done to children

Did you hear about Brian Wilson? Yeah he’s in jail! Nasty motherfuck

by Dabinonyouuu September 18, 2019

Wilson

That scary, out of body experience when waking in the morning, still half asleep, to see the sheets around your crown jewels undulating up and down !!!

Yawwwwn !!! - Oh my ...... the sheets are undulating again - hope to fuck it's not another Wilson !!

by billybolge September 10, 2011

Wilson Coggins

Prolly still being a bitch

Wilson Coggins is a bitch

by Jamie Coggins March 8, 2022

Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.

My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!

by LonnieListache April 18, 2018