cav vag

A vaginal canal that is particularly loose and large, or so cavernous, that it does not fit snugly around a typical penis.

Dude, that chick must have given birth to twins. She was such a Cav Vag. I mean it was like swimming in the deep end of a pool! pussy cav vag

by CavVag March 5, 2015

Side Vag

Much like side boob. In essence, when a woman wear's, undergarments? That don't quite cover the meat pocket. Side vag, side boob, you get it right? Come on Sean. Get it together!

Holy moly! Did you see that side vag?! That dancer clearly needs to learn what commando is. Those shorts are side vag central!

by spikem0 August 5, 2022

vag of doom

My vagina. It leads to another dimension. Possibly several men trapped there?

Fasten your seatbelts, it the vag of doom!!!!!!!!!1

by fuckmeintheskull October 25, 2013

vag tease

A girl that is hot but really isnt puttin out.

''That girl is soo hot''
''Dont even try shes a total vag tease''.

by Fucking bitchhhhhhhhh October 24, 2008

Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018

Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

vag-collector

A player that hooks up with women, solely to "be the very best, like no one ever was". Just like in Pokémon, where the player collects badges; the vag-collector collects vaginas.

Girl 1: Hey this cute guy asked me out, should I go out with him?
Girl 2: Don't bother, you're just a number to him; he's a total vag-collector.

by Slinky Pie November 11, 2017