The ec tysen fury

The act of combining spit and takis dust and then using it as a lubricant to masturbait.

An example of The ec tysen fury:
“Yeah Adrian, last night I pulled an ‘ec tysen fury’ and went ham on my meat for 3 hours! That takis dust and spit really came in clutch!”

by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025

Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.

“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”

by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025

Drop a Tyson

This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.

Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!

by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025

Exactly, so tyst

It is a baddie comeback used in Swedish. "Tyst" translates to "quiet". The sentence is used whenever you have proved a point against else or when someone else near you proves a point.

"You were really bad on that test!"
"Aha what did you get on the test then?"
"I got F."
"Exactly, so tyst."

by Gutentagen April 9, 2024

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 21, 2025

Ty's pool

The most happenin place in town.

I lost my virginity in Ty's pool.

by penismuncher42069 November 15, 2020