Someone who Likes to pet big red dogs, is a fan of beastiality, addicted to nicotine, sniff hair, wears jean jackets and baseball pants and thinks it is dope, says dope and yo and bet and pititful alot. Sucks at 2k, fake yankee fan, thinks every girl likes him, does his hair before bed, wears one earring, "isnt gay", is a lightweight, to fuck his/her cousin or roommate, has to split up friend groups 50/50, only take mirror at the gym, sucks at basketball, think Drose is good, have a small penis, and most of all DEFINITELY IS NOT GAYYYY.
by Pussyslayer75 October 14, 2019
Get the Luke Brennanmug. by lukes dead trim November 13, 2020
Get the Luke Spittlemug. Above-the-knee cutoff jean shorts; the male equivalent of Daisy Dukes. Most frequently worn by hipsters and/or the 1970s southern rock group RamJam.
by beaumauvais July 31, 2011
Get the Lazy Lukesmug. The one 17 year old boy who doesnt like to get touched, hugged, anything done to him and a little c**t
by Real_Name3939 February 8, 2018
Get the Luke Hollandmug. Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin
Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay
Dan- no u
Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay
Dan- no u
Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT
by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018
Get the luke the alcoholicmug. by proffessor bartholomew August 30, 2022
Get the luke simacmug. by awesometoast100 January 13, 2011
Get the luke stywalkermug.