Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 25, 2024
Spank demes are amazing!
Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.
Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.
Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.
Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.
by GaylorOrJamoosee October 09, 2017
by InukiSukme July 11, 2021
when a vegan masturbates
by TheLemonadeStand June 20, 2021
Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery
by urmom.com6999 March 05, 2022
a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
by thistlemuncher April 23, 2011
(noun) a spanktank which is filled to capacity. May be used to emphasize that one has made a sizeable contribution to one's amount of masurbation materials, or that one has not unloaded a sperm load in too long.
I just finished a download bender of tube sites, so I'm running on a Full Spank.
He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!
spanktank dicksnot
He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!
spanktank dicksnot
by MrLzrd May 10, 2011