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Sphincter scale

The measure unit of a fart based on it's intensity/ sound
Ex 1: I just ripped one of 8.5 on the sphincter scale
Ex 2: that wind was for sure a 9.1 on sphincter scale, had it been passed 10 I would've shart those pants
by simdugz February 6, 2025
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goat scale

1. A scale of what's cool/hip now a days.

2. A literally fucking goat scale, where you weigh goats.
1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.

2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.
by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017
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Gayter Scale

Similar to the Richter Scale, the Gayter Scale is a measure of the homosexuality of an individual.
Damn Cory, that last sentence put you over a 7 over the Gayter Scale.
by CoryisGay May 16, 2016
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stellar scale foam

stel· lar scale foam
/ˈstelərˈskeɪlˈfoʊm/ stellar scale Foam is an object formed by trapping pockets of gas called cells in an artificial tessellated structure intended for human occupancy supported by Astroponics in the space environment.
The Stellar Scale Foam colony was constructed surrounding the small asteroid in order to provide living space while they mined the asteroid.
by Stellar Nomad on youtube August 15, 2021
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Sierra Scales

Sierra Scales is a amazing friend and best friend to many. She’s super, super, super pretty! Breathtaking even. She’s always thinking about others and she’s so kind.
Person 1: I wish I had a Sierra Scales.
Person 2: Yeah me too, Sierra Scales is awesome!
by makayla.towe August 5, 2022
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Smochină Smooch Scale

First-known documented scale by an Eastern Bloc author (Nichita Smochină of Moldavia) created for men and women courting one another to rate flirting and kissing on a scale of 1 to 9 (Communist belief did not allow for a 10). The original scale was published in 1930 by Smochină's in the anthology, Cunoștințe Utile ("Useful Knowledge").

As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.

The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
"So, Fred, tell us. How does she rate on the Smochină Smooch Scale?"
by TexasJewBoy September 27, 2024
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SCALED FOREVER!

The act of helping individuals and businesses of all sizes grow by 1) inspiring and enabling them to achieve their ambition and full potential 2) being the #1 growth driver for GCS in APAC 3) learning and having fun together
Rebecca: Wow they did it! the SEA Scaled team is now the biggest driver of our business! And look at all these impactful customer stories from the businesses that they've transformed!

Sharon: Told ya so, Rebecca! And they make it look easy - what a fun bunch!

Dom: SCALED FOREVER!
by Scaled transformer November 28, 2021
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