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Loaded Potato

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it
Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!
by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017
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Potato Cough

A chunky cough that lasts from about a week, to a month. Hard to hold in as it wants to come out every few minutes.
“Don’t mind John dying over there, he just has the potato cough”
by GillyB3an February 14, 2019
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Potato Karp

A devolved form of the pokemon magikarp. It does nothing other than sit there and be demoralizing and smells funny. You cannot kill or get rid of it. It doesn't matter if you catch it or not. It forces its way into your pokeball and throws the other pokemon out.
HOLY **** THAT POTATO KARP JUST KICKED OUT MY PSYDUCK!!!!!
by Whopper Jr. for a dollar March 26, 2010
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Potato Jedi

A Try hard youtuber who's channel fails but still puts "potato jedi" as username in every single game and the urban dictionary.
guy one: i have a sick youtubee account.

guy two: you're probably just a potato jedi
by wowowowowowowowow_haram November 15, 2017
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Potato Empire

The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....
by Potato love.love December 12, 2022
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Purple Potatoes

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet
John was purple potatoes at night.
by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018
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